Der Dorfpfarrer, der auch gleichzeitig der stärkste Stürmer im Fußballverein ist, hat am Sonntag ein wichtiges Spiel zu bestreiten. Da es um den Klassenerhalt geht und er auf keinen Fall bei dem Spiel fehlen darf, bittet er seinen besten Freund, für ihn die Beichte zu abzunehmen. Nach langem...
Een pastoor wil op vakantie gaan maar wil graag dat het biechten tijdens zijn afwezigheid doorgaat. Daarom vraagt hij aan de koster om, tijdens zijn vakantie, voor hem waar te nemen met biechten....
A substitute for a Catholic priest is hearing confessions. He is confused about what to recommend a confessor should do to rectify guilt sustained, after doing a sexual favor for her boss. He...
Do spowiedzi przychodzi kobieta: - Proszę księdza uprawiałam miłość francuską, wiem, że zgrzeszyłam i bardzo tego żałuję... - No tak, pierwszy raz spotykam się z tym grzechem. Czy może pani przyjść...
Un popa, avea o problema de rezolvat si atunci il roaga pe Bula sa ii tina locul la spovedanie inmanandu-i ghidul de pedepse pentru fiecare pacat. Vine primul enorias: - Parinte, am pacatuit! Am...
The new priest has been doing the job for five minutes when a young woman enters the box and says, “Forgive me father, for I have sinned - I have had feelings of a carnal nature toward the man who cuts our lawn.”
The priest looks to his handbook, finds the section on sеxuаl desire and gardeners, and relays the appropriate penance to the woman. “You must do five hail Marys, and polish the church door brass.”
Later, a second woman confesses she has kissed the guy who came to fix the boiler. He looks in the handbook, finds the section on intimate liaisons with members of the plumbing trade and hands down a penance of ten hail Marys, fifty counts of the rosaries, and an afternoon trimming the church candles.
Much later a woman comes to the box and confesses that she has given the local policeman a вlоw-job. After a few minutes, the priest cannot find any mention of suскing a man’s соск in the handbook and wonders what to do. He sticks his head out of the box just as a choir boy is passing, and asks the lad, “Psst.. do you know what Father David usually gives for a вlоw-job?”
Quick as a flash, the young lad replies, “A bag of Skittles and a Kit-Kat.”