A sаdisт, a маsосhisт, a murderer, a necrophile, a zоорhilе and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution.
"Let's have sеx with a cat?" asked the zоорhilе.
"Let's have sеx with the cat and then torture it," says the sаdisт.
"Let's have sеx with the cat, torture it and then кill it," shouted the murderer.
"Let's have sеx with the cat, torture it, кill it and then have sеx with it again," said the necrophile.
"Let's have sеx with the cat, torture it, кill it, have sеx with it again and then burn it," said the pyromaniac.
There was silence, and then the маsосhisт said: "Meow."