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Whats one thing gаy people can’t draw?
A straight line.

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I used to always think Uncles had a lot of money until I became one.

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You are going to Неll! You already there!

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Telling Husband you are going out for the night with the

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So what if I don't know what Armageddon means?
It's not the end of the world!

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Jack and jill went up the hill to do it in the water. jack slipped, his соndом ripped, and now they have a daughter

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To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.

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“Go big or go home”, that’s what some people say.
“Go loud and proud”, that’s what other people say.
“Go out with a big, loud ваng!”, that’s what I say.

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Did you know the letter F in orphan stands for family?

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Girls are like blackjack
You shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14

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A man tried to shoot Adolf Нiтlеr but missed. Then Adolf replied, “Oh shoot, I did nаzi that coming!”

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I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. And a wall.

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I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4

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My future is so bright, i need a flashlight to see where i’m going

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Orphan- I want to кill my parents
People- I dont think you have the facilities for that big man

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What’s stephen hawkins favorite song?
- They see me rolling.

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I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.

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