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You got a dig bick.
You that read wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you that read wrong as well.
You just went and back checked.
You reread of all that.
You have a pet wussy.
You that read wrong…
You need mental help.

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We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

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Whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life?
One of them you can find a way out of

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“How is your long distance relationship going?” – “So far, so good.”

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Jesus Сhrisт said my faith can move mountains so Mohammed said my faith can move sky scrapers

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My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fат kid and lit them on fire

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“Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live.”
“1…2…3 ……4…5…” Did you noticed you said nothing at all?

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So my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke.

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What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

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They say people are 75% water
But I’m 100% useless

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In my spare time I help blind children. – I mean the verb, not the adjective.

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Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.

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I think my coworkers are gаy. – Every time I walk by, they mumble, “What an аss.”

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What’s a Pedophiles Favorite type of garden
A kindergarden

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If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.

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My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks

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Rаре is such an ugly word, I prefer the term struggle snuggle

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