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Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a padophile however I think that’s a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8 year olds
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Whore and Bungee Jumper
Der Sohn beim Bungee-Jumping?
- Você teria coragem de praticar bungee jumping? - Claro que não! - Por quê? - Cara
What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
- Vet du vad det är för likhet mellan att hoppa bungyjump och att pippa en polsk hora? - Nä? - Om gummit spricker så är du dödens.
Was haben ein Puff und ein Bungeesprung gemeinsam? Beides kostet 100 Euro. Der Höhepunkt ist kurz. Und wenn das Gummi reißt
Vad är det för likhet med att vara otrogen och att hoppa bungyjump? Svar: Först vet man inte om man vågar
Saar en Moos wonen al 25 jaar samen. 'Zouden we nou toch niet eens gaan trouwen?' vraagt Saar. 'Ach meid
Wat is een overeenkomt tussen een prostituee en bungeejumpen? Het is net zo duur
- Какво е общото между проститутка и бънджи скок? - И двете са евтини
- Vet du vad det är för likhet mellan att hoppa bungyjump och att vara otrogen? - Nä? - Först vet man inte om man vågar
Hvad er ligheden med en prostitueret og prøve bungee jumping?– Du er død
Qual a semelhança entre uma ida ao bordel e um salto de bungee jumping? Ambos custam 200 reais
(asta-i cu asemanare de fapt) Q: Care-i asemanarea dintre o prostituata si un elastic de bungee-jumping ? A: Amandoua costa 75$
Was haben Bungee-Jumping und Sex gemeinsam? - Beides geil bis der Gummi reißt.
Vet du vad det är för likhet mellan en kondom och bungyjump? Det går åt helvete om gummit spricker!
How are sex and bungee jumping related? When the rubber breaks
What does bungee jumping and shagging a hooker have in common?.... Awesome at first but if the rubber snaps your f*cked!
A соndом and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, your f**ked.
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Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey:
“Mickey, you can’t divorce Minnie because she is crazy” to which Mickey responds:
"I’m not divorcing her because she’s crazy, i’m divorcing her because she’s f**king Goofy.
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Why do hospitals have fans?
To keep the vegetables fresh and cold.
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В думата "Университет" буквата "Щ" означава "щастие"
The H in UNIVERSITY stands for happiness
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I don’t call it suicide. I call it population control
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Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you
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Rules of Dark humor:
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What is the difference between a truck full of bowling ваlls and a truck full of babies?
U can’t unload a truck full of bowling ваlls with a pitch fork.
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So two condoms walk by a gаy bar, what does one соndом say to the other, “hey, wanna get ‘shiт-faced?’”
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What’s the difference between apple’s and orphans apples actually get picked
I made a website for orphans but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
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What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.
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What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon, one smashes open when you hit it with a sledge hammer and the other is a water melon
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Rehab’s for quitters and I don’t give up
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
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What happens when Stephen hawking dies?
The windows shutdown sound plays.
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