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What’s red and in a corner ?
A baby with a razor blade
What’s green and in a corner ?
The same baby three weeks later

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What does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge

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What leaves a вiggеr memory than a passionate kiss?
A stab wound

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Whats red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt

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Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.

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Winnie-the-Pooh DIDN'T want to get married, but the thought of upcoming HONEY moon was so tempting...

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First day at school be like ...

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- What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
- Naptime was a punishment

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If hard work pays, show me rich donkey

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Fueled with recycled dinosaurs

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What do you mean I need to behave?! He is standing on his head...

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Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday. Every half hour it goes to your room opens the door, and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves.

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What’s the best part about haveing sеx with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them

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Someone вuтт dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only аsshоlеs want to speak to me.

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The gayest person in the world is pacman. you can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 ваlls.

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Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it’s finger licken’ good!

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Covid 19 stopped mass shooting faster than the Government

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When its been halloween for a few months but there’s still a body hanging from your neighbours tree

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