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I’m made with depression and extra anxiety, then a side of gаy and a sprinkle of emo.

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When you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school

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I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism

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Who’s the fastest reader
Me cause I’ll be jumping off so many stories

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Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, “Listen Barack, I’m getting older and I’m having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?” Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. “Oh Donald, You fuск just like Barack Obama.”

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When you use ancestry. Com instead of tinder

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Why cant orphans watch PG movies?
BC they are parental guidance.

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I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!

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I was rooting for Donald trump to be president
We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while

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It’s funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can’t do any of those things

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A woman got her niррlе pierced at the bar last night.
Turns out I'm terrible at darts.

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When you can't win an argument, correct their grammar.

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No matter how bad a day went for you it went much worse for someone else

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I'm not quite sure what's going on here, but the party looks kind of epic...

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I see dumb people they dont know they re dumb.

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Mmm, that smell of petrol ...

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I’m not only the woman your Mother warned you about, I’m the one your Father highly recommended.

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- I love her so much!
- She's just 14 and you 25
- Age is just a number
- And jail is just a room

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