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What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.

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Who’s the fastest reader
Me cause I’ll be jumping off so many stories

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Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, “Listen Barack, I’m getting older and I’m having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?” Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. “Oh Donald, You fuск just like Barack Obama.”

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Why cant orphans watch PG movies?
BC they are parental guidance.

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I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!

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I was rooting for Donald trump to be president
We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while

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It’s funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can’t do any of those things

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A woman got her niррlе pierced at the bar last night.
Turns out I'm terrible at darts.

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When you can't win an argument, correct their grammar.

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When you skip game tutorials

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No matter how bad a day went for you it went much worse for someone else

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I'm not quite sure what's going on here, but the party looks kind of epic...

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I’m not only the woman your Mother warned you about, I’m the one your Father highly recommended.

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- I love her so much!
- She's just 14 and you 25
- Age is just a number
- And jail is just a room

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One of those days when the nature is amazing and people suck

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I can't feel my face when i'm with you It's a stroke! You are having a stroke!

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The man with greatest willpower of the world

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My parents are worried that the kinda of men I date would trap me in their basments, as if I could attract a man who can afford 2 floor apartments

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