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Did I tell you the funny joke about a pop fly? On second thoughts, don't bother. It will go above your head!

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What are the special baseball rules that are only exclusive to zebras in the world series? Three stripes, and you are out!

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Which baseball player is known for making the best flapjacks? Obviously, the batter!

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Why are all the baseball umpires known for having stout figures? Because their main job is to clean all the plates!

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Where do the players keep their mitt while they drive their cars? They usually keep them in the glove compartment!

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Which baseball player in the team has the role of carrying water for the other teammate? The pitcher!

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Why was the baseball coach always calm? Because he had a lot of ваlls!

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Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Forget it. It’s way over your head.

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What’s a baseball player do when his eyesight starts to fail him?
He takes a job as an umpire.

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How is a baseball team like a baker?
They needed a good batter!

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What animal is best at baseball?
The bat!

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What does a baseball player do when he loses his eyesight?
Become an umpire.

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My wife told me she wanted to see a huge diamond for her birthday
So I took her to a baseball game

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