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You are locked inside a car with nothing but a baseball bat. How do you get out?
Unlock the door, of course!

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Why couldn’t the fans get soda pop at the double header?
Because the home team lost the opener.

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There once was a pitcher so bad, the crowd started singing Take Him Out of The Ball Game!

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Which baseball manager was arrested for arson as a teenager and retains his jailhouse nickname to this day?
Sparky Anderson

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Which baseball players is a fruitarian?
Darryl Strawberry

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The pitcher really had good control today… Didn’t miss a bat for three innings!

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If brownie mix is on first base, pudding on second, and cookie dough on third base, who is hitting at the plate?
The cake batter.

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Knock – knock… Who’s there?… Uriah…Uriah who?… Keep Uriah on the ball.

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Knock – knock… Who’s there?… Phillip… Phillip who?… Let’s phillip the bases.

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When pitching the ball, why does the pitcher raise only one of his legs and not two legs? If he would have raised both of his legs, he would have fallen down!

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Why can you not find the biggest diamond in New York in jewelry shops? Because the largest diamond in New York is at Yankee Stadium!

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Why did the baseball team that was at the bottom of the points table chart take a ghost in their team? Because they wanted to add more team spirit!

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What is the only thing in a game of baseball that goes all around the field but never moves on its own? The fence surrounding the field!

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How can you differentiate between an umpire and a pickpocket? The former watches the steals while the latter steals watches!

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While leaving the hand, what did the glove say to the ball? You are leaving soon, so catch ya later!

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Which is the only place where the catchers sit during lunch? They all sit behind the plate!

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Which is the main reason why Yankee Stadium is one of the coolest places on earth? Because it is always filled with fans!

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Why was the Phillies game so hot? Because it didn't have any fans at the stadium!

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