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Did you hear the joke about the baseball?
It will leave you in stitches!

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Have you ever seen a line drive?
No, but I have seen a baseball park!

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Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?
From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle

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What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?
Pitching like no one has ever seen.

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Which superhero is the best at baseball?
Batman.

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What cartoon character is the best at baseball?
Homer Simpson.

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What is a baseball player’s favorite thing about going to the park?
The swings!

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Why are singers good at baseball?
Because they have perfect pitch!

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Why don’t baseball players join unions?
Because they don’t like to be called out on strikes.

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Why did the baseball player shut down his website?
He wasn’t getting any hits!

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Why did the baseball player bring a pacifier to the game?
He wanted to play like the Ваве.

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Why don’t matches play baseball?
One strike and you’re out!

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Two baseball teams play a game. The home team ends up winning, but not a single man from either team has touched a base. How can this be?
The teams were all-women.

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Where do coal diggers play baseball?
In the miner (minor) leagues.

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How can you pitch a winning baseball game without throwing a ball?
Only throw strikes.

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Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
The pitcher kept throwing screwballs.

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If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?
Five after nine. (9:05)

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Two guys are walking down a street in hеll when it begins to snow. One guy looks up at it and says,
“Well, it finally happened. The Cubs just won the World Series.”

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