A teacher inquires about the new student’s name. “Happy Вuтт,” the girl responds.
The teacher says, “That isn’t your name, I believe. You must go to the principal’s office to resolve this matter.”
When the girl enters the principal’s office, he says, “What’s your name?” “Happy Вuтт,” the small girl says.
To find out the truth, the principal contacts the girl’s mother. “Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Вuтт,” he says to the girl after hanging up the phone.
The girl exclaims, “Glad Аss — Happy Вuтт — What is the difference?”
