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A group of gentlemen had been discussing, since the mid 1800's, about forming a club to address the defective LIBERTY ВЕLL that was ordered from the Whitechapel Foundry of London in 1751. The LIBERTY ВЕLL cracked the first time it was rung. After various attempts to repair the iconic сrаск, it was last rung in 1846.
The Philadelphia Procrastination Club was finally formed around 1956 with a charter to request authorization from the Whitechapel Foundry for return of the defective веll. After various drafts of this request, it was finally approved by the Philadelphia Procrastination Club membership 50 years after their formation.
The Whitechapel Foundry of London issued approval for the return of the веll with the stipulation that the веll be returned with its "ORIGINAL PACKAGING".
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It's a hot summer day and Jake and Harry are in a ditch digging away. Meanwhile, Ralph is up under the shade of a tree sipping on a cool drink. Jake asks Harry, "Why are we down here digging in the hot Sun while Ralph is being cool up there?" Harry says,
"I don't know, I'll go ask him". Harry goes up and asks Ralph, "Why are you up here in the shade drinking a cool drink and Jake and I are in the ditch digging in the hot sun?" Ralph says,
"'cause I've got smarts".
"What's that? Asks Harry. Ralph puts his hand in front of the tree and says,
"Hit my hand as hard as you can". Harry swings his fist at Ralph’s hand, Ralph moves his hand and Harry hits the tree, hurting his hand. Ralph, says "I knew to pull my hand away, that’s called having smarts". Harry goes back in the ditch and Jake asks, "What did he say?" Ralph says,
"Its cause he has smarts."
"What's that? Asks Jake. Harry puts his hand in front of his face and says. "Hit my hand!"
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