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Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Tiruvananthapuram.
Teacher: Spell it.
Student: Sorry, I meant Goa.
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What is Experience?
The name people give to their mistakes.
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I'm so hungry that I could eat a TV dinner right about now.
The problem is, my TV is вiggеr than my microwave!
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"I'm a little worried about our mailman. Last week I found a pile of bones on the front walk and the dog was picking his teeth with a postcard."
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Just been sacked from my job as a chef for stealing.
I’ve always been whisk taker.
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Did you hear about the new garlic diet?
You don't actually lose weight, but you look thinner from a distance.
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How do young wizards and witches correct their homework?
They use a spell-checker.
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What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
Rrr?
Nope, it would have to be the letter C (sea).
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I accidentally took an extra step when I reached the top of the stairs and now I'm in a marching band.
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Do you want to know Victoria's Secret? Their lingerie doesn't look the same on your wife as it does on their models.
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A good looking girl waved at me today…
But there was no way I was swimming out that far to save her.
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Just got fired from my job as a postman for throwing letters in the trash. What did they expect? On my CV I clearly stated that I was the Bruce Lee of laziness with a black belt in partial arts.
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If every day is a gift, I'd like a receipt for Monday. I want to exchange it for another Friday.
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I used to be in a band called “Frequent Urination”.
You might have heard of us. We had several number ones.
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Went to a positive thinking course last week, it was sh*t.
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An idiот guy walks up to the door of a bar, rolling a wheel along with him. The bouncer says, “Hey, what are you doing with that?”
“Last time I came here, they said we had to have proper IDs and a tire.”
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What amazes me is that so many people think doing stand-up comedy is glamorous and exciting. Believe me, it’s about as glamorous as changing sheets in the bed-wetting wing of an elderly clinic.
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20 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters I
1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf ваlls, bags of sand, etc.)
2. Wait behind the door until some people come.
When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, "Trick or Treat!" Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.
3. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers.
Write on it, "Top Secret" in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, "It's about time you got here," give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.
4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room.
When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, "Come in." When they do, have everyone yell, "Surprise!!!" Act like it's a surprise party.
5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what's wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural "whirring" sound.
6. After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.
7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don't move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.
8. When you answer the door, hold up one candybar, throw it out into the street, and yell, "Crawl for it!"
9. When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your
Head off. Slam the door and runaround the house, screaming until they go away.
10. Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.
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