Chemistry Jokes

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Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon?
Because you are sodium SeXe.
Edit: I have yet to zinc of another chemistry joke.

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My friends told me to stop making chemistry jokes, but then I told just one more
I got no reaction, and now all my friends Argon

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So my friend asked me how often I make chemistry jokes.
I replied "Periodically"

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How often do I make chemistry jokes?
Periodically. I made one yesterday, but it had no reaction.

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How often can you joke about chemistry?
Periodically

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Chemistry jokes.
Good or bad, it always gets a reaction out of you.

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I make bad chemistry jokes
Periodically

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I would make a chemistry joke, but seems like all the chemists here...
... Argon.

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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?
Because they never get a reaction.

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I tell bad chemistry jokes because the good ones
Argon

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Chemistry Joke
I hate telling noble gas jokes there’s never a reaction.

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I was going to tell you a tasteless chemistry joke
But all the good ones argon

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I once told a chemistry joke
There was no reaction

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The school counsellor told me that alcohol was never a solution.
I said that my chemistry teacher would disagree.

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Two guys walk into a chemistry themed restaurant
The first guy says “I’ll take an H2O”, second guy says “I’ll take an H2O too” and then he died.

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If you're ever having trouble with Chemistry, just remember...
Bleach is a solution

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How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?
They have a mole on their body.

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My roommate is a chemistry major, and plays the оrgаn..
One could say that he's an organic chemist.

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