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Sodium (Na) • Highly reactive explodes in contact with water. Chlorine (CI) • poisonous/deadly gas. Sodium chloride (NaCI) • Food preservative and Flavoring agent.
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Hey do you like chemistry? NaBrOz
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MOlybdenum THorium ERbium Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium ERbium
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Q: What do you do with a sick scientist?
A: Well if you can't helium and you can't curium then you might as well barium
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A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist takes a shot and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician yells, "We got 'em!”
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Q: Did you hear about oxygen's second date with potassium?
A: It was OK2!
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I lost an electron Das verlorene Elektron A proton and a neutron are walking down the street. Iba un átomo caminado por la calle con cara de preocupación. Un átomo conocido lo ve y le pregunta: Qué tal amigo Due atomi si incontrano per strada. Il primo: "Come va? Tutto bene?". L'altro Molecule 1: I just lost an electron. Molecule 2: Are you sure? Molecule 1: I’m positive. Dos moléculas están caminando en la calle y chocan. Una le dice a la otra: “¿Estas bien” “¡No Two molecules are walking down the street and one starts looking around. The other asks Two hydrogen atoms are at a party and bump into each other. The first one says Two atoms were walking down the street. One atom says to the other one
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I think I've lost an electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first says, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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Разказах един виц на тема химия. jag berättade ett kemi-skämt men fick ingen reaktion
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
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For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid.
Unfortunately my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.
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Why did hiтlеr get an A in chemistry?
He always knew the final solution!
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Reed Richards posses a mastery of mechanical, aerospace, electrical engineering, chemistry and biology
But we all know why he's called Mr. Fantastick.
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Chemistry teacher: Did you know protons have mass?
Student: I didn't even know protons were Catholic.
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My nutritionist told me to only eat foods if I could pronounce their ingredients
I gained a lot of weight after taking organic chemistry.
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I can never understand organic chemistry.
It has alkynes of problems.
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Not everyone understands organic chemistry.
You
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Get it or you don't.
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A chemistry lab is a lot like a party...
Some people drop acid while others drop the base.
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I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression.
Then I realized alcohol is a solution.
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