Chemistry Jokes

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What is the best part about controversial chemistry jokes?
They always get a reaction.

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I was gonna make a joke about chemistry
But it wasn't really that funny

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What did the chemistry teacher say to his friend when they found a mineshaft?
BrAu

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What did the dipole say to another?
"Have you got a moment?"
(Needs big chemistry knowledge to understand this one)

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A Cheemistry teacher asks her students what is the greatest invention of Chemistry
"Coffee" a student replies
"And why is that?" the teacher asks, a bit bewildered
"Because it allows me to survive your lessons"

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I was going to tell a really funny joke about Sodium hydride, but I'm really bad at Chemistry
So... NaCl

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Hey Andrew, do you know any good Chemistry jokes?
"Sodium, I Don't" said Andrew
The man replied, "Wait, did you just call me sodium?"
"No" Andrew said,
"I meant, "Na, I don't"

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A science teacher asked his class "Would you like to hear a Chemistry joke?"
They said "Na"

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A physicist and a biologist had a bit of a relationship.
But there wasn’t any chemistry.

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I didnt really like my science teacher
There was no chemistry between us.

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All of the chemistry jokes on here are the same.
Rhenium Phosphorus Oxygen Sulphur Tennessine

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Chemists are сrар as аssаulт soldiers. They don’t have the element of surprise.

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Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium went on a date? I mean… ОМG!

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Element 1: Oh no! I’ve lost my electron!
Element 2: Oh no! Are you positive?

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Hey, did you just throw sodium chloride at my head?!
That’s a salt!

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How can you tell that hydrogen’s been romping with oxygen?
There’s a puddle of water on the floor.

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Old chemists don’t die, they just become inorganic chemists.

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Helium walks into a bar fight. Argon hits him with a bar stool. Helium doesn’t react.

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