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I'm experiencing heavy call volumes. Please hang up and never call me again.
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A mother has 3 sons. The youngest son comes up to her and asks her "Mom, why was I named Raindrop?" And the mom answers "Because the first thing that fell on your head when we came out of the hospital was a raindrop." Then the second son comes and asks her "Mom, why was I named Lemon?" And the mother says "Because the first thing that fell on you when we came out of the hospital was a lemon." Then the oldest son came over and said "PFFSH BWAHHH!" And the mother said "Shut Up Cinderblock."
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FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait till you see us drive.
FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.
FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, Re-vote.
FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
FLORIDA: We don't just cheat in football.
FLORIDA: Once is never enough!
FLORIDA: Don't blame me, I voted for Gore, I think.
FLORIDA: Don't blame me, my vote didn't count.
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When a guy/girl asks to meet up with you, just say," Me and you are like parallel lines, we'll never meet"
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I just did a Tupperware Inventory… 17 round containers, 2 square lids.
Here are other recent inventories at my house:
Item ………. Quantity
Matched socks .. 0
Guitar picks ……. 0
Car Keys ….. …. 1
Combs …. ….. … 0
Reading Glasses 0
TV Remotes … … 0
Clean soup bowls 0
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A recent survey has found that vegetarians live 9 years longer. Nine boring, horrible, worthless, baconless, meatless years.
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As soon as the Zombie Apocalypse hits I'm grabbing a sledgehammer and heading down to the local cemetery for the greatest game of Whack-A-Mole ever.
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Why I walk funny:
10% I’m injured
90% Trying to unstick my ваlls from my leg.
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My next door neighbor is originally from Canada. This past February we had what we call here in Oklahoma a blizzard.
I was discussing the 'blizzard' with my neighbor and ask how this compared to Canada.
His reply, "We call this July."
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I saw a тrамр burning a park bench today,
“What the fuск are you doing? ” I asked.
“Split up with the girlfriend,” he replied, “I’ll be fuскеd if she’s getting the house. ”
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When life gives you lemons, make orange music and leave the world wondering how you did it.
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If a child can read then doesn’t that make every book a child’s book?
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An artist tried to concentrate on his painting, but the attraction he felt for his nudе model finally became irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her in his arms and kissed her. She pushed him away. “Maybe your other models let you kiss them,” she said, “but I’m not that kind of girl!”
“Actually, I’ve never tried to kiss any of my models before,” he protested.
“Really?” she asked, softening. “How many models have there been?
Four so far, he replied, thinking back. A jug, two apples and a vase.
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Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes.
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A patient tell his therapist:
“I feel awful. I feel like a spoon all the time.”
The therapist says:
“sit still and don’t stir.”
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How many technical writers does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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To keep the steaks coming to the round table, King Arthur knighted his ace barbequer... Sir Lоin.
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To tag birds migrating, the U. S. Department of the Interior used metal bands that bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated:
Wash. Biol. Surv.
Until the agency received the following letter from a camper:
Dear Sirs,
While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you it was horrible.
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