A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other
Monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they
Are copying from copies, not the original manuscripts.
So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this, pointing
Out that if there were an error in the first copy, that error would be
Continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The head monk says,
"We have been copying from the copies for centuries,but
You make a good point, my son."
So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it
Against the original. Hours go by and nobody sees him. So, one of the
Monks goes downstairs to look for him.
Hearing sobbing coming from the back of the cellar, he finds the old monk
Leaning over one of the original books crying.
He asks the old monk what's wrong, and in a choked voice came the reply,
"The word is celebrate."
Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American Archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times:
“American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their Ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians”.
One week later, the British authorities reported the following:
“After digging as deep as 30 feet in North Yorkshire, Jack Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely fuск all.
Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless!