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An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water.
“What kind of salesman are you?” the boss scolded. “Get out there and sell him a boat.”

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The top toothbrush salesman at the company was asked by his boss how he managed to sell so many brushes. He replied "It's easy" and he pulled out his card table, setting his display of brushes on top. He told his boss, I lay the brushes out like this, and then I put out some potato сhiрs and dip to draw in the customers. He laid out his сhiрs and dip. His boss said,
"That's a very innovative approach" and took one of the сhiрs, dipped it, and stuck it in his mouth. "Yuck, this tastes terrible!" his boss yelled. The salesman replied "IT IS! Want to buy a toothbrush?"

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Used car salesperson to customer: How would you like to buy a car with zero down and zero per month?
Customer: (slight pause) For how many months?

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Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes.

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If you were a candle, i would вlоw you

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To get a massive and immediate attention from a buyer, the Vacuum Cleaner salesman opens a bag of horse manure and spreads it all over the carpet.
Then he says to the possible buyer with confidence, "Mrs. if this vacuum cleaner can't clean all that manure I will eat the rest!"
The lady asks, "Do you want ketchup with that?"
Why the salesman ask?
"Because we just moved in and we don't have electricity yet!"

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a motorcycle?
A Yamahahaha!

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My ceramics teacher was excellent. …
I don’t know why, but she was fired yesterday.

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Definition of Sluт : Ноокеr with no business sense

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This feminist said to me “do you know how much I hate people implying that I’m a рrоsтiтuте?”
“How much?” I asked, taking out my wallet.

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I was taught, the real secret in business is honesty.
Absolute, irresistible, downright, honesty.
Once you learn to fake that, you?ll make a fortune.

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I don’t know how your day went, but my day suскеd harder than a truck stop hоокеr on payday

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Have hope for the future, but maybe build a bomb shelter anyway.

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When things go wrong,
When sadness fill your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,
Just let me know,
Cause I want to be there for you,
I am selling tissues,buy one get one free

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Guy: there are 8 planets in the solar system, there will be 7 after i destroy uranus!

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If you're a black dude and you tell a girl she smells like peaches, you're flirting with her. If you're a white dude and you say it, you're stabbing her.

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I sell ammunition. My motto is, "ALWAYS leave them wanting more!"

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"This house," said the real estate salesperson, "has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm going to tell you about both. The disadvantages are that there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse a block north."
"What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer.
"The advantage is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."

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