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Vegans:Save the Earth
Normal People:Were trying to but you guys keep eating it

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Someone stole my grass today, I went to the police and they said:
“What’s wrong?” I said “How could you tell something was wrong?” they replied “you were looking forlorn”

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What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.

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Are you a rope? bc i wanna hang with you

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So if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?

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What did the rope say to me?
“hey there man, you wanna hang later?”

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What do you call a man off the ground?
Hanged.

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Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who’s hanging around.

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Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that they’re arms don’t get tired…

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What is it called when you hit your funny воnе at night?
Dark humor.

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This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”

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What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much sсrеwеd.

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If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?

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Why did the lереr fail his driving test?
He left his foot on the clutch

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What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle.
A meter stick

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Discuss the synopsis of this poem. My Friend Billy Has A Ten Foot Willy.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital …because she was crummy what did the toilet say to the other toilet …you look flushed what has 1 head 1 foot and 4 legs …a bed

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Mommy mommy, why do I keep running around in circles? Shut up or I’ll nail your other foot to the floor!

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