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If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?

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The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

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Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up

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What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Lets call this one a draw

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A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned

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One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”

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6:30 has to be the best time, hands down

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Son: mom what is dark humor?
Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!!
Mom: exactly!

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What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk

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Patient: I’m starting to forget things
Doctor: Since when have you had this condition?
Patient: What condition?

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Нiтlеr visits a lunatic asylum. The patients give the Нiтlеr salute. As he passes down the line he comes across a woman who Isn’t saluting.
Why are you not saluting like the others? Нiтlеr barks.
"Mein Führer, Im the nurse," she responds "Im not crazy!

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By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fат jokes so I thought I’d say it.
Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy.
Patient: It runs in the family.
Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.

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When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!

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Doctor: I’ve got good news and bad news
Patient: What’s the good news?
Doctor: I’ve got u flowers
Patient: Awww, What’s the bad news?
Doctor:
They’re for your grave

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I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, “Stay Positive.” to the corona patients

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Doctor approaches a patient in Hospital and says “I have some good news and bad news"
So the patient says “What is the bad news?” the Doctor replies “I have had to amputate both your legs” so the patent says “Well what is the good news?” the Doctor replies
"I have found someone to buy your slippers”…

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What do you get when a соw doesn’t give anymore milk?
A milk dud

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How to decorate a wall:
Strip of the paper and original plaster
Put on fresh plaster and wall paper
Paint it (if you want)
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

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