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What’s a furry’s favorite news network?
Fox!

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What’s an emo person’s least favorite game??? Cut The Rope.

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When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope

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I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying “Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida.” I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was “You unplugged my life support”, that’s when I called the doctor…
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!

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What is the difference between a sloth and a depressed kid? A sloth doesn’t need a rope to hang

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The doctor and said he had good news and bad news. The Good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I forgot to call you yesterday.

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Whats better than swinging a baby around on a rope???
Stopping it with a shovel.

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I wanna be a Christmas decoration cause they always do be hanging

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What do you say after committing inсеsт?
No Chromo!

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Me telling my parents im depressed: my parents, " no, ur just a little stressed and want attention, am i right?" My depression worsoning, me:
" ya ur totally right mom…" Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide…

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Person 1: you are the dumbest person in the class. Person 2: well ur the second. Person 2: maybe but at least im not the dummest. Person 2: i know how to fix that! … Next day person commits sucide…

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I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi’s concerts…
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.

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Go commit Thanos finger snap.

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I did so much research that I got ВОNЕ-tired from doing this TIBIA honest. You probably didn’t find that HUMERUS. I got a SKELETON of these puns. I guess i could learn a FEMUR puns. I was wondering if the the creators of this site could TALUS how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I’m only 14 years-old.

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“Guess how I got to Germany so fast?”
“Because I was Russian!”

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Me: I kiss my mom on the lips
Friend: Uh, I guess that’s somewhat nor-
Me: Lower lips
Friend: I gotta go

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Voting quarterfinal 1:
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
Vote for the better joke

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Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

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