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Whats the difference between a five year old and and a Democrat…
The five year old doesnt expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Sahapiro 2020)

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Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.

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Do you know a funny bus driver? I do

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What do Japanese men do when they vote? – They have an еrестiоn.

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Voting quarterfinal 4
LIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fат аss”.
DISLIKE: When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android:
“Hey siri”
Vote for the better joke, Semifinals are later or tomorrow

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Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit sally

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What is bus driver that does not work? A useless one ☝️

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Vote biden or trump i like niether but i want to know wat the world would say. (dont judge other people)

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So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.

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Imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT’S a U Problem

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Ur the bus driver, the busy driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven picks up a women with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and burried his mother.
Who’s the bus driver
You will never nose

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It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit

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What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.

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What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster

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LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fат аss”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.

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Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round, because he was an odd man out

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(Don’t take this seriously just funny): Yo mama so fат when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her a yell “Hey Yo Taxi!!!”

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If red get vote out whit happed
Red is not vote red is a hacker so he кill blue ok so
Some one fondy blue boddy red sud where
Lime and green and prup sud how is red not die
Red am a hacker u noobs
Lime and grenn and prup run
Red killd therem all red the win but he is not the win
Black killd red black is the win
Lol

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