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What’s ten feet long and bald
The conga line in the cancer ward

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Covid-19 won’t last long… it’s made in China

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Jack and jill went down to hеll to fetch ur mothers bladder her bladder broke u two are soaked and now u have a daughter cuz in that bladder was me

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The teacher asked the class what sound does a соw make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterfucker

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Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious

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Suicide is never the answer
Suicide is the question
The answer is yes

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When Santa Asks You what you want for Christmas then says hо hо hо say yes Please.

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The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it lead to a lot of people steeling them.

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Where to people with no legs go to have fun?
Legno land

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A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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What does a skeleton put on his roof
Shin-gulls

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A skeleton goes sky diving. doesn’t come back in one piece

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What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull!
- Sans

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Cancer is like a video game
Some people can not beat it

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What is thanos’s favorite video game?
Pokèmon snap

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How do you make a pink smurf
You peel the skin off

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Video games don’t make people violent, lag does.

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What do you call a otter video game that is about robbing?- Grand Theft Otter!

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