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One time there was a happy lil girl then one day her teacher asked how many legs and arms do a pineapple have she said
Girl: You know those pokey things on it thats how many
Teacher says: Thats dumb they have zero. then the next day the girl set a fire in her house and then she burned her legs and arms then she survived went to school then the teacher said i heard your house went on fire and btw you know you don´t have no arms or legs right the girl said OK then the question the teacher asked yesterday asked the girl again she said what do u call a girl with no legs or arms? the teacher said ANSWER MY QUESTION the girl said OK OK the girl said 13 the teacher said PINEAPPLES DO NOT EVEN HAVE LEGS Then the teacher had to calm down then the teacher said to the girl ask a question whatever u want then the girl said ok and im sorry teacher teacher said its ok i need a break the girl said what do u call a girl without legs or arms someone from the class her name was nia she said a worm she said NO!!! the teacher said CALM DOWN JUST TELL US WHAT the girl said OK then the girl said it…And yall who is reading my story guess what the answer is before i tell u and btw the girls name is sunny back to story…she said the answer is A PINEAPPLE then when the teacher was calm she told her to sit down then the teacher read a story The Three Little pigs then the girl went home she got a new house then lived happily ever after
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Tyler: What’s your favorite fruit?
Frankie: Pineapple duh what’s yours?
Tyler: Pineapple
Frankie: Wanna come over and watch some Netflix? I’m home alone
Tyler: Absolutely!! What time should I be there?
Frankie: Right Now
Tyler: Sweet! Should I bring a соndом?
Frankie: Now enough talk let’s fuck
Tyler: I fought you never asked
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What is a suicide packs favorite song… Let the bodies hit floor
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Why did the boy put the potatoes 🥔 on the kitchen floor?
He wanted to mash potatoes!
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Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor…
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What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement
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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see a floor show.
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Your so fат no one was laughing but the floor was cracking😄😆😅🤣😭
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Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
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My Brother’s addicted to buying ladders, he loves to get high
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Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
So he could get into high school
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Jace: ha ha i won dude you suск at monopoly
Timmy:Let’s play another game GUNSHOT Ig i won!
Jace:SCREAMS IN PAIN
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing chutes and ladders!
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I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words, they wanted to hear them. They are: you still holding the ladder
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Grandfathers last words :Stop shaking the ladder you cunt
Grandmother last words : you know how to use that hammer
Dads last words : Always aim before you shoot that gun
Moms last words :Turn of the stove when you’re done
My last thought : am I a murder
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Why did the Nurse bring a read pen to work? To draw Blood
Why did the M&M go to school? to be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? to be in highschool.
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Your mama is so sтuрid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
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A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viаgrа, having sеx with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn’t go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.
After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, “How was this whole ordeal?” Viktor replied, “I’ve had better.”
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What is the difference between the rook and the bishop
The rook goes straight while the bishop fuскs the kids
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