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Like if you know what ashes are

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David? MITOSIS

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Mitosis!!! >

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What did the cell say when it was dividing?
“It’s not you, it’s me.”

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What did the step brother and step sister do together? OOOF MITOSIS

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I was gonna do a school shooter joke but it was aimed at younger audiences.

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Remember, kids: the school shooter can’t get you if YOU are the shooter.

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When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.

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When the school shooter is about to leave the room then the autistic kid says “Goodbye!”.

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When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams:
“Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.

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When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌

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When the school shooter misses you but you gotta play it off;
😐😑

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When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android:
“Hey siri”

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My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it)
I’m surrounded by fат people, oh wait… it’s just one

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When the police caught him stealing the batteries he got immediately charged !

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What do you get when cayden steals your sandwich a nuckle sandwich

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You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Quilty or Not Quilty?

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