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A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest.
If I went in the forest, then I heared scary sounds. That was very dreadful.
I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back.
I called the police. But it couldn’t help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again. But this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby. Certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows…

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Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good рussy and i like good trees
Smoke so much wееd you wouldn’t believe
And i get more аss than a toilet seat
Three to the one from the one to the three
I met a bad вiтсh last night in the d
Let me tell you how i made her leave with me
Conversation and hennessey
I’ve been to the мотhеrfuскin’ mountain top
Heard мотhеrfuскеrs talk, seen and dropped
If i ain’t got a weapon i’ma pick up a rock
And when i bust yo аss i’ma continue to rock
Getcha аss of the wall with your two left feet
It’s real easy just follow the beat
Don’t let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind

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So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her so she said ¨stop horsing around¨
Get it horse-ing

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The twin towers are like water bottles
It’s all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess

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Joe: are your mom and dad nice?
Zozo: well they were until i murdered them over a bottle of pringles
Joe: oh so you are an orphan, and a murderer

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What the difference between a water bottle and Africa? One has water the other one doesn’t

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If you take a caap of a bottle is it decaptition

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What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo

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What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye “it’s dye-ing”

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I was going to an expensive dinner with my friends girlfriend because she really wanted to go but he just got out of surgery and he said take care of her so I said will do bro I’ll bring her back fuller that a topped up water bottle

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Some guy was mad at his ex wife! so he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunк. And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.

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Spaghettieashannaise

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How do you clean ash of a stove with chemicals

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What do frogs whar for shoes/open toad.
What does your mom say to you/love you moody.

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Like if you know what ashes are

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David? MITOSIS

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Mitosis!!! >

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Those are all the same
(All the jokes above)

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