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A kid came from school. His mother said “What did you do in school?” The boy replied “I had sеx with my my Teacher” She said “OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!” He waited, then his dad walked in and said “Your mother told me what you did. I’m proud of you son. Let’s go buy you a bicycle.” When they arrived to the store The dad said " Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said “I can’t, my вuтт is sore” Dad said “Why is your вuтт sore” The Boy said “Because I had sеx with my teacher”.

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Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball – and caught 'em all.

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Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon…
He’d always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!

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What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?
Brockoli

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Why was the pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.

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Why don’t you shower with a pokemon? He might pikachu.

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How do you get a million pikachus in a bus???
You shove them on !!!

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I tried to catch yodeling but he evoled to yodingalig

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What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to pikashoe.

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Weedle make you high.

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What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon

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Have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy
Rhydon deez nuts

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When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box but they don’t know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

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What do you call a spice with a PHD
Dr. Pepper

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A Chicken walks into a Bar.
He Orders Dr. Pepper
He then lays a good Scrambled Egg.

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How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.

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What is the opposite of salt water 💦?
Pepper water 💦.

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Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-sault.

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