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What did the cucumber say to the веll pepper that wasn’t wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.

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A hand of Pepsi murdered a coca cola a innocent sprite yelled QUICK! CALL DR PEPPER!
Eventually a 7 up called Dr pepper the coca cola was fine

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What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.

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The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”

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My friend’s mother was never a font of sympathy, but always the one to see beyond the darkness.
Upon learning about her daughter’s cancer diagnosis she said, “Well honey, at least you’ll lose some weight!"

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Wife: Honey, i love you
Husband: i love you all
Wife: awwww… Wait WHAT !!!

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What do you call a соw in a moving van
A mooving cow

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The sun is out and the peado vans are out. Parents, keep your kids away from ice cream vans. Once they hear the sound, you’ll never see your kids again.

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Your dad never needed a van for you.

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Peado van peado van stay away, peado van peado van take her away. I can’t afford food, I can’t afford childcare, might aswell just get the money out of her.

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What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance

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What’s black and white
History

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I was anonymous, with the previous jokes. I will now go by “I can fly! falls”
What’s black and white and red all over?
A mime i hit with my car.

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Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the skittles were but she answer everything was black and white

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What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite movie? Black and white.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor. Because she felt peely😅
What is black and white and red all over? newspaper.😅

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What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket XD

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Ok ok buddy buddy buddy aka D…fickenkid, u think u r funny? guess wut ur not racist little bich need to get a life like holy shiт stab urself with a knife making racist comments aint gonna get u friends, tell u how is works when ur talking to my friends. u make no fuскing orphan jokes nah theyre аss and not funny ur gonna change ur name sunny lets say, ok, no more making racist jokes every one is the same, black and white who to blame? we should love them all. and if ur gonna be rood to ALYA and jkmaster ill hunt u down tell u wut u did. ok u got that thx bro…

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