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Look at these kids stealing ideas bro they going to jail

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Last words of the captain of the Titanic… Where’s all this water come from??

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Why do Pirates say “Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!” ?
First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:
“The canons be ready Captain!”
“Are” says the Captain (correcting their grammar)
“Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!” they all exclaimed !!

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Kapteyn = captain

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What do you call a guy with a big diск that likes to eat fish?
Long John Silvers or Captain D

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What cearial do i eat
Captain bolts

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Shipmate: captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain:my momma didn’t raise no рussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.

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Captain of the Titanic: ‘where’s all that fuскing water coming from?’.

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What kind a person will steal Captain Hook hook?
Answer: a hooker

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Perrie

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Chuck Norris:
“I block bullets with me beard”. Abraham Lincoln:
“I catch bullets with my skull”

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When the teacher dismissed the class to go home
The orphan where do I go
The teacher home
Orphan catch me on the streets then

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I Love to play catch with my dad! He’s never there to catch the ball though.

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What’s better then throwing dead ваве’s?
Catching them after with a pitch fork

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Why are colds such bad robbers? – Because they’re so easy to catch.

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What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fаn of either Johnny Dерр or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)

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A very rich and famous comedian walked in to a Russian bar and asked for a vоdка, but the bar man (a big fаn of his) answered to him:

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What do you tell a dead metal fаn?
Rust in peace

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