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What’s brock from pokemon favourite food?
Brockoli

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Why was the pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.

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Why don’t you shower with a pokemon? He might pikachu.

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I tried to catch yodeling but he evoled to yodingalig

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What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to pikashoe.

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Weedle make you high.

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What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon

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Have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy
Rhydon deez nuts

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Poipole walks into a bar and says “poipoipoipoi”
The bartender says “ sorry but in order to get takeout you have to know how to speak a foreign language” Poipole says “Pika!”

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When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box but they don’t know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

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What do you call a spice with a PHD
Dr. Pepper

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A Chicken walks into a Bar.
He Orders Dr. Pepper
He then lays a good Scrambled Egg.

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What is the opposite of salt water 💦?
Pepper water 💦.

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Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-sault.

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What did the cucumber say to the веll pepper that wasn’t wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.

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A hand of Pepsi murdered a coca cola a innocent sprite yelled QUICK! CALL DR PEPPER!
Eventually a 7 up called Dr pepper the coca cola was fine

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What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.

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A boy breaks a vase and his mom says its ok honey mistakes happen how do you think you were born

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