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Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen

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5 4 3 2 1. A castle ways a ton. 5 4 3 2 1. The Queen of England’s won. I never thought she’d get it done, but her sister is a nun.

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What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat brussels!

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I told my sister a Dairy joke,
She said it was cheesy.

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!😅

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What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus

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You know why teacher punished dairy milk… 🍫🍫??
Answer : because he was choco_‘late’ to school… 🏣

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What kind of milk does a new age calf drink.
Dairy free.

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Why did dairy queen and burger king get arrested for copywrite infringement? because they gave birth to five guys.

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How do you call a соw’s вuтт?
A dairy-ère.

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A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese-how dairy

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I have a соw over my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor so my family force it to come and live with me at my place. The соw ask me where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk cheese yogurt and meat? In the refrigerator where do you think i keep on the farm with all the rest of those cows? That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same dамn bed then she starting getting high and drinked some соw wine with тiттy milk and it made her shiт all over the bed.

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Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won’t separate the whites from the colors…

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What was king тuт’s favorite coffee?

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Water
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!

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😥This is offensive sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed “You gonna start the dishwasher or what”?

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What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?
A shooting star 🌠!

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So i went to the doctors and the doctor said
"Pick a star sign any star sign"
So i said "Aquarius"
And the doctor said “nah mate you’ve got cancer”

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