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A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says,
" I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, “there is a zebra crossing up the road”, he said, “I hope he is having better luck than I am”.

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I like zebras

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What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home 🏠

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Why did the dounstindrom cross the road because there was a zebra crossing !

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I love playing

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My dad posted a picture of his соndом challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.

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In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me

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Thankfully I’m still alive because I fail at everything in life.

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What are you good at?
Dying. Dаммiт, I fail at that too.

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What’s similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it

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My dad told me i’m a failure…
I failed a math’s test.
Good thing theres a pole outside my house.

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His boss gave him some projects to work in, but he failed at it
His boss told him :
“You suск”
And he started suскing his boss, after he was done
His boss told him :
“You suск for life”
Xd

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What is a bald eagle’s favorite dog breed?
A beagle!

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What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!

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How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.

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Bald Eagle

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Why are bald eagles bald? because you’re bald!!

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Why would be hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea? Because it’s ill-eagle

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