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Why don’t we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable

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What is Saturn’s favorite movie?
Lord of the rings

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Ring ring
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us

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Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!

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Sticks and stones may break my bones
But a crowbar could do it so much quicker

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Why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST

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3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.

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Hello miss Chandia here I want to tell you guys a joke what do jokes serve for desert

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And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Моsеs’ wife said “Are you going to ask for directions or what?”.

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Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk tp the nearest gas station a few miles back. One guy grabs a hand-held fаn. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.

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Why will we never get hungry in the desert
We have lots of sand which’s

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What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some Desert!

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What time eeeeeee

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I love having fun

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What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity

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A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces and a dentist comes in and he’s says Brace yourself!

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One time i ate a chair.

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Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it’s working, but it’s nice to know that I’m not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

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