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Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!!

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U geiy haha lol

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Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.

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Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado

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Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color

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Kate ate food coloring last night she said she was dying inside

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What’s your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?

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Q. What color where Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.

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What Can Change Color and get beat up?
You

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I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was “remarkable.”

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If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems will it be a Concentration Camp?

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I’ve got 99 problems and one of them is that I count my problems instead of solving them

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Why was the math book so sad because it was filled with problems

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Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can’t ignore their problem with immature ejaculation

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Friend 1:Eyyy gurl
Me:Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2:hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2:So (name) would u rather?
1.“Hang” out with me
Or
2.“Jump” 1 times?
Me…e-eh?.. Why not both???we could just "Jump while “Hanging” out right?

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I was hit on by president kennedy, too bad i shot him down

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There are 4 people ona plane while its crashing and there are only 3 parachutes theres opera, Obama a little girl and, Trump opera grabs. Parachute and says, “I’m famous i get one” And Trump grabs one and says, “Well im president of cource i get one” and obama looks at the little girl and says, “Since your the future or our generation take the last one” the little girl hugs obama and says, “Actually we can both have one Trump took my backpack”

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Biden: Shut up Trump, DISRESPECTFUL) President: you are the one with the inappropriate hair touching bro.😎😎😎😎😎😎 Biden:
- Laughs hard because sloppy Joe can’t do anything.

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