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Hola quieen eees

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What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus 🚌

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What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT

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What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A кill streak

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A fат girl was dancing on the table and i said nice legs she says you really think so and i say yes definitely most tables would of been broken by now

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There’s three kids: little drop, little feather, and little brick. Little feather goes “mommy why do u call me l’feather”? She answers “cuz a little feather fell over your head when u were born”. L’drop asks to his mom “mommy why do u call be l’drop”? She answers “cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born”. L’brick goes " aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn"

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“What happens to an Asian man when he runs into a brick wall with an еrестiоn?”
“A broken nose”

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What did sally get for her 18 birthday a brick . Why did she get a brick she h

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So three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother, the first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So the mother replies “Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead.” The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So the mother explained “Same as Daisy, when you we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead.” The third daughter then said “ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb” so the mother said “Shut Up Brick!”

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One day leaf asks mom, “mom, why am I named leaf?” Mom says “because when you were a baby a leaf fell on your head.” The next day feather asks mom “ mommy, why am I named feather?” Mom says “ when your were a baby a feather fell on your head.” The next day brick asks mom “rhsisvrkanx” mom says, shut up brick!

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When someone says to cheer up:
You, I never thought of that. -> in reality, :( (sob)
Depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it.
Keep strong and you’ll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.

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A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the fathers back. Keeping calm he tells the sons, “well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor.” He chuckled then passed out from pain.

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Why don’t we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable

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What is Saturn’s favorite movie?
Lord of the rings

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Ring ring
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us

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How do you know if someone is anorexic? You toss them a onion ring and see if they eat it, or use it as a hula hoop.

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Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!

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Sticks and stones may break my bones
But a crowbar could do it so much quicker

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