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Why does a movie set say break a leg? because they have a CAST

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3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.

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Hello miss Chandia here I want to tell you guys a joke what do jokes serve for desert

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Three men were going for a drive through the desert. An hour later, the car breaks down. They all take something from the car to keep themselves cool as they walk tp the nearest gas station a few miles back. One guy grabs a hand-held fаn. Another guy grabs the jug of water. The last guy takes the car door off. About 15 minutes into walking, the other two are giving the one guy weird looks. Finally, one of them asks why he is taking the car door. The third guy just replies that whenever he gets hot he can just roll down the window.

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Why will we never get hungry in the desert
We have lots of sand which’s

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What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some Desert!

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They didn’t have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle. Did you know that Bald People have an endless forehead.

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What time eeeeeee

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I love having fun

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What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity

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A boy is sitting in a dentist chair getting braces and a dentist comes in and he’s says Brace yourself!

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One time i ate a chair.

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Did you know there was a record for quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds

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I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall

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Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

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Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn’t see that one coming, don’t feel bad, they didn’t either

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Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the twin towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.

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Name the emojis if you do then you get 900/900 points for knowing all the emojis!
Type in the comment section.

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