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What school 🏫 did we say was today what did the snow ❄️ I love 💕

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What is the difference between a human being and a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree house that is a tree tree 🌳

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I did have a good night sleep good day today and tomorrow I have for a good night sleep and sleep with my

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What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.

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Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.

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My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago but ahe didnt tell me what it was…anyways im turning 14 next month.

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I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.

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How does a реnguin 🐧 build its house?
Igloos it together!

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If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?
Asking for a friend.

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What did the orphans friend give him for his birthday?
Lego so he can build a home.

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I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing eachother and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say “Dad I have to go to school soon”

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My wife wanted a present that could go from Zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.

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Why did piglet go to the bathroom?
To search for Poo

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I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall and when I got out a handicap man told me that I was an a**hole and I told him “bet you won’t stand up and say that to my face” and hen he broke down.

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I hate it when people are at my house and ask “do you have a bathroom?” What answer Are they expecting “no, we рее in the yard”

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So a women was paranoid so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed and if the dog licked her hand then she was safe. One night just before bed she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a liск so she went to bed. She in the middle of the night needed to go to the bathroom. So she walked into the bathroom and on the window it said: HUMANS CAN LIСК TOO! Then she was murdered.

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What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom? WATCH OUT!!!

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What do you call an epileptic мidgет that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.

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