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What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?
Roman noodles

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Julius Caesar walks into a bar and orders a Martinus.
The bartender asks, "Don’t you mean Martini?"
Julius Caesar says, “No, I only want one.”

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If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day…

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Julius’s wife always stands behind him. Therefore, whenever he looks in the mirror, he sees her (Caesar).

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Caesar went to the future only to see on how the roman’s forgot Julius caesar but only made a salad… i think it would have been better if caesar stayed dead

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The most famous line from Shakespeare’s play Julius Caesar is “Et tu, Brute?”
Why can’t he just speak plain English?

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Julius Caesar (salad) made easy

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What did ceaser call a person. She-her(ceaser)

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What are the kids addicted to these days ? Juulius Caesar (juuls)

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What is your car 🚘 was your time today after I had dinner 🍴 night and night sleep 😴 night is it a night for you and a dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night was the snow ⛄️ I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🥘

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Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise

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Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.

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A Roman walks into a bar and orders a martinus,the bartender says "Don’t you mean a Martini?"the Roman then says "Look,if I want a double I’ll ask for one.

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You here about the roman numeral hospital
All they have is IVs!

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How do you turn the roman numeral ix (9) to a six?
Add the s

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Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar…
“GET OUT OF HERE!!!” The Bartender shouts we don’t serve your type!

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Ur Mater.

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Why do Roman Catholics always call
Their minister father?
Because Roman Catholic men
Between 18 - 29 years old received a
Free anonymous вlоwjов inside the
Confessional booth at the glory hole

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