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This was my Laffy taffy joke I choked on it while I read this
What Kind Of Tree Grows In Your Hand?
A palm tree!

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Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?
Because his teacher was Haydn.
(Stolen from laffy taffy)

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What did one eye say to the other?
Between us, something smells.
Courtesy of the laffy taffy in my candy bowl. Happy Haloween!

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[the worst Laffy Taffy joke i've ever read] What's yellow and wears a mask?
The Lone Lemon

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When constructing the Black Gate...
Minion:
"Is this too big? Do we need less door?"
Sauron:
"No, Mordor."

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I Love DUMKING Donuts ( Minion World
I Love DUMKING Donuts ( Minion World

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Bully: suск it!
Sorry small parts are a choking hazard.

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Bully: Your forehead is so big!
Me: But at least its longer then your future

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Bully : You’re so disgusting!
Girl : B*tch you look like something I drew from my opposite hand.

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You: knock knock
Ur friend: whos there?
You:boo!
Ur friend:boo who?
You:ohhhh... Why you so das?

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I hate my mood swings. They're great!

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Honey, do you think I'm fат?
Weeeell, let's put it this way: You're the greatest!

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The boss said I should go home because I really don't look good.
I don't know if I should be happy to get the extra rest, or just offended.

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It’s been 412 days since I’ve been with a girl... I had to go jogging in flip-flops yesterday to at least remind myself of the sound…

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I met an amazing man at a party on Saturday. Wonderful listener, great looking... I gave him my number and winked at him to call me when he gets home. It’s been 4 days, I’m really starting to worry the poor guy is homeless.

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“Have you got anything to drink?”
“Water.”
“I meant something harder?”
“Ice.”

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Mom, can I get a brother?
Sorry, darling. The stork doesn’t bring us babies anymore.
Well then perhaps you can talk to another bird?

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What do people like to wear in England?
Tea-shirts.

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