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I wonder what dirтy talk looks like in sign language.

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“I love working with animals!”
- Roland, 46, butcher

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“I just want to release the child within.”
- Anne (28), heavily pregnant

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“What would you say is the best protection for a man?”
“I’m just always really nice and helpful.”
- Howard, 35, best friend to a lot of women

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You open a couple of doors more during the Advent and you never hear the end of it.
- Roger, 48, prison guard

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“I’m a woman, we’re multi-tasking naturally!”
- Melanie, 38, regularly taking up 2-3 parking spots at the same time

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“Oh boy, I look 12 without make-up!”
- Sarah, 12

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“Talk about overreaction – I just take home something small from work and they’re immediately calling the police!”
- Carl, 48, kindergarten teacher

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“I hate working from home!”
- Gerald, 48, fireworker“

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Come get it if you’ve got the ваlls for it.”
- Peter, 19, teasing his neutered cat

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“I love my job, I get to play hide and seek the whole day!”
- Harry, 47, Customer consultant at a home improvement store

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“It’s wonderful, I’m making new friends every day!”
- Erwin, 78, Alzheimer patient

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“Oh come on, so what. Lots of people liск the knife from time to time.”
- Michael, 48, surgeon looking at the horrified stares of his colleagues

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“I’m sorry but I won’t be rushed. They play my song on the radio – that song plays till the end!”
- Manuel, 36, not the ambulance driver of the month

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“…And I’m yelling, ‘It’s a boy! It’s a boy!’ I mean, I just couldn’t believe it, in the end I was just in tears, man…”
- Mike, 32, describing his recent traumatic holiday in Thailand

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“I love playing hide and seek!”
- Toshiba, 3, TV remote

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“Springtime always takes my breath away…”
- Linda, 45, severe allergy sufferer

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“I bumped into Karen on my way home.”
- Peter (40), truck driver, didn’t see Karen in the blind spot

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