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“Everywhere I go, I’m greeted with much warmth.”
- Dylan, 53, fireworker

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“It’s crazy how guys keep running after me.”
- Sally, 44, bus driver

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“I don’t get it. It’s the Advent, you open the 18th door, enjoy a little sweetie – and they immediately fire you!”
- Elmer, 45, guard in a female prison

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“You just drop one thing and they fire you. How is that fair?”
- Gwendoline, 58, Midwife

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“It’s good to see good manners in people. When I pass a fellow bus driver, it’s not just me nodding in greeting – all my passengers do, too!”
- Mike, 52, likes to step on the break when passing another bus

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I aspire to write jokes for laffy taffy.
What do you call a gullible vampire?
A sucker

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Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no *body* to go with!!!
As told by a Professor, in a serious Aerospace class, reading off of Laffy Taffy.

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What is the definition of a farmer?
Someone who is outstanding in his field.
*hehehe*
Credit: Laffy Taffy

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The best joke I ever heard from a Laffy Taffy wrapper
Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?
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The kids have to play inside.

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What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around while I go on ahead.
Credit goes to a Laffy Taffy wrapper from some years ago.

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My favorite from a Laffy Taffy wrapper: What do you call a twitching соw?
Beef Jerky

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?
Root вееr.
(tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

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This was my Laffy taffy joke I choked on it while I read this
What Kind Of Tree Grows In Your Hand?
A palm tree!

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Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?
Because his teacher was Haydn.
(Stolen from laffy taffy)

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What did one eye say to the other?
Between us, something smells.
Courtesy of the laffy taffy in my candy bowl. Happy Haloween!

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What's the best smelling insect?
This was found on the back of my Laffy Taffy wrapper. The answer is deodor-ant.

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[the worst Laffy Taffy joke i've ever read] What's yellow and wears a mask?
The Lone Lemon

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When constructing the Black Gate...
Minion:
"Is this too big? Do we need less door?"
Sauron:
"No, Mordor."

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