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Ke$ha:
"Вlоw!"
Bruno Mars:
"Grenade.."
Taio Cruz:
"Dynamite!"
Katy Perry:
"Firework.."
Britney Spears:
"Till the world ends!"
... Are they plotting something?

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* Gangnam Style Remix *
Broken соndом style!
Ayyyyyyy that's your baby!
Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!

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Rate kickass only this if your name isn't Steve.

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What do Snooki and Hurricane Sandy have in common? They will вlоw the entire east coast to get on TV.

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About to watch The Day After Tomorrow, that should take my mind off the hurricane.

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What if Gangnam Style is actually just a giant rain dance and we brought this hurricane on ourselves?

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How's the name Hurricane Sandy threatening? If you really want to scare people, call it Hurricane DickSmash.

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Youre probably nакеd under those clothes you slut

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I just got gas for $1.29!
Too bad it was from Taco Веll...

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Boobytrap backwards is partyboob.
Carry on.

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That awkward moment when your toys make 3 movies behind your back.
- Andy

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Something To Do When You're Bored:
1. Catch a fly.
2. Put it in the freezer.
3. Wait 10 minutes.
4. Take out the fly, it will be unconcious, not dead.
5. Pull out a strand of hair or a thin piece of string.
6. Tie it around the fly.
7. Wait till it wakes up.
BAM! Your very own pet fly

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Two spiders crawled under my keyboard.
I've got one under ctrl but the other managed to esc!

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When I was born I was given 2 choices, a big diск or good memory...
Unfortunately, I can't remember which one I picked.

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Mom: You haven't moved since I left 5 hours ago...
Me: Excuse me, where do you think these сhiрs came from?!

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Wood it be weird to make a tree joke?
Or should I leaf it alone?

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Three things I will never understand:
1. The meaning of life.
2. The universe.
3. How Spongebob and Patrick made those sound effects in that box

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No Girlfriend November was a success, now for Don't Date December, Just me January, Forever alone February, No Match March.....
I got this.

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