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On the other hand, you have different fingers.

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I forgot where the sun came up....
Then it dawned on me.

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I wanna make a joke about sodium, but Na..

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The seabird had to have a rest during it's migration because it ran out of "petrel".

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My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's crying.
She's using sigh-cology.

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An Over the Line team was made up of chefs from a local restaurant. They all wore chef hats as part of their uniforms. One of them tried to wear two, but he was disqualified because, as a judge pointed out, it was just one-toque Over the Line.

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I usually take steps to avoid elevators.

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Mattress: Nothing really mattress.
Armchair: Couldn't chair less.

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The scare crow got promoted to the manager at a supermarket, because he was outstanding in his field

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What do you call a really lazy guy on drugs?
A baked potato.

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How do you measure the intelligence of a vegetable?
With an IQ-cumber!

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If quitters never win,
And winners never quit,
Who made up the saying?
Quit while you're ahead!

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Did you hear about the mushroom that won gold at the Olympics? He was a champignon to his people.

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Do you want to hear a black joke?
No, ill slаvе it for later

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What do you have to do to have a party in space? You have to Planet.

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Where do TVs go on vacation?
To remote islands!

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Why did the fungi leave the party?
There wasn't mushroom.

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Q. How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
A. Cancer.

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