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Teacher: How far have you gone with your homework
Lil Johnny: About ten kilometers Sir. I went home and came back with it.
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Мамо, мамо, а зошто… Wedding Dress Το νυφικό Момченце държи снимка на младоженци и разпитва майка си: Απορίες ενός μικρού κοριτσιού Защо в деня на сватбата булката е облечена в бяло? A little boy looks at his mum at a wedding and says, “Mummy, why is the girl dressed all in white?” Una bimba assiste per la prima volta a un matrimonio: a un certo punto chiede alla madre: El niño Bernardino asiste a su primera boda – Al cabo de un rato, le pregunta a su mama: – Mamá, mamá, ¿por qué la novia va vestida de blanco? – Pues… porque este es el día más feliz de su vida. – Ah… y dime, ¿porque el novio va vestido de negro? Na ślubie Jaś pyta się taty: - Tato, dlaczego ta pani jest ubrana na biało? - Bo jest szczęśliwa, synku. - Tatusiu, a dlaczego ten pan jest ubrany na czarno? Toto passe devant une église avec sa maman, voyant sortir des jeunes mariés, il demande : - Maman, pourquoi la mariée est-elle en blanc ? - Parce que c W kościele za chwilę ma się odbyć ślub. Młoda para zbliża się powoli do ołtarza. Wśród zebranych gości jest mała dziewczynka, która pyta mamę: - A dlaczego panna młoda jest tak ślicznie ubrana w... No meio de uma cerimônia de casamento, Joãozinho pergunta: — Mamãe! Por que toda noiva se veste de branco? — Porque é o dia mais feliz da vida dela! — responde a mãe. — Entendi... E por que o noivo... Öğretmen derste şunları anlatıyordu: - Düğünlerde gelinler neden beyaz giyer bilir misiniz? Bu onların en mutlu günü olduğu için! Arka sıralardan bir ses yükselir; - Damatların neden siyah elbise... A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”... Juhani oli äidin kanssa häissä. Vihkiseremonian jälkeen hän kysyi: Äiti, miksi tädillä on valkea mekko? Koska hän on niin iloinen tänään, äiti vastasi. Juhani mietiskeli hetken ja kysyi sitten:... A családi fényképalbumban Móricka a szülei esküvői képet nézegeti. - Anyu, miért voltál fehér ruhában? - Azért, mert a fehér az öröm és a boldogság színe. - Akkor már értem, hogy az apu miért van... Anne küçük kızına anlatıyordu. "Bak kızım, gelinler en mutlu günleri olduğu için nikahta beyaz giyerler." Küçük kız bir an düşündü. "Yaa... Şimdi damatların neden siyah giydiklerini daha iyi... Estaba una señora con su hijito de cinco años en la boda de su sobrina cuando el niño levanta la cabeza y le pregunta: Mami, mami, ¿Por qué la novia esta vestida toda de blanco? A lo que la mamá le... - Mamico, de ce poarta miresele rochii albe? - Fiindca exprima bucuria. - Atunci, mirele de ce-i imbracat in negru? Una bambina alla madre nel giorno di un matrimonio: "Mamma perchè la sposa ha il vestito bianco?" E la mamma: "Perchè questo è un giorno felice e importante!" E la bambina: "E perchè lo sposo è... Lilla Elsa är på bröllop för första gången i sitt liv och frågar sin mamma varför bruden är klädd i vitt. - Jo, förstår du lilla Elsa, det är för att det är den lyckligaste dagen i hennes liv. Elsa... - Mamá, ¿por qué las mujeres se visten de blanco en las bodas? - Porque es el día más feliz de su vida. - Ah, ya se porque los hombres se visten de negro. Un enfant et sa mère passent devant une église. Un mariage s - Mamo, dlaczego na zdjęciu ślubnym jesteś w białym welonie?- zapytał Jasiu. - Biały kolor to znak radości, synku. - A dlaczego tata jest ubrany na czarno? - Mor? Hvorfor har bruden en hvit kjole på? Moren: - Fordi hvitt symboliserer lykke, og bryllupsdagen er den lykkeligste dagen i hennes liv. Piken: - Jammen, hvorfor har brudgommen da sort på? Мамо, ги гледав сликите од вашата свадба со тато и сакам да те прашам зошто носиш бел фустан? Мајката: Зошто белата боја е боја на радоста. Детето: А тогаш зошто тато е во црно?! 1 mère et 1 fils parle: Fils: Maman pourquoi la mariée porte une robe blanche le jour du mariage? Mère: Car c Toto et ses parents assistent à un mariage. Toto demande à sa maman : - Pourquoi la mariée à une robe blanche ? - Car c’est le jour le plus magnifique de sa vie, répond sa mère. - Alors pourquoi le... Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness," her mother explained. "And today is... Mergaičiukė pirmą kartą vestuvėse: - Mama, o kodėl šita…jaunoji… visa baltai apsirengusi? - Todėl, kad šiandien pati džiugiausia diena jos gyvenime. Po pauzės: - Mama, o kodėl jaunasis apsirengęs...
*boy whispers to his mom during a wedding*
Boy:
"Mommy?"
Mom:
"What?"
Boy:
"Why is the girl dressed in white?"
Mom:
"Because this is the happiest day of her life."
Boy:
"... so why is the boy dressed in black?"
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Bella: You're pale white and ice cold. I know what you are.
Edward: Say it... Out loud... Say it!
Bella: A Snowman...
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A little girl was asking her teacher.
Girl:
“Can my mom get pregnant?”
Teacher:
“How old is your mom?”
Girl:
“She’s 40!”
Teacher: Yes, she can.”
Girl:
“Can my sister get pregnant?”
Teacher:
“How old is your sister?”
Girl:
“She’s 18.”
Teacher:
“Yes, she can.”
Girl:
“Can I get pregnant?
Teacher:
“How old are you?”
Girl:
“I’m 12.”
Teacher:
“No you cannot get pregnant.”
A lil boy sitting behind the lil girl said, “I told you we have nothing to worry about.”
The teacher fainted.
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Mummy, I've found a fake hundred.
- How do you know that it is false?
- Because it had three zeros at the end!
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When you go to a party find the ugliest girl and when she starts to look hot, go home, alone
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Mom- Hey what does idk and ttly mean?
Son *I don't know* * Talk to you later*. Mom- No one does! I'll go ask your sister.
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Coach: Okay class, today we are going to play a game. When I say a fruit, you run to the right side of the court. And when I say a color, you run to the left side of the court. got it?
Class: Got it.
Coach: Okay... Ready, set... ORANGE!
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CNN just said the world is forty trillion dollars in debt. Who the fuск does the world owe? Jupiter?
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Fortune cookie:You are what you eat.
Person:Thats funny I dont remember eating a sеxy beast today.
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A person: Why don't Homeless people play baseball? Homless person: Cuz they dont know where home is.
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I hate it when pop ups say Do u want to play poker with professionals No I want to play with a spastic and hopefully a dimentid Llama
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My wife gets so clumsy when she's pregnant...
Take tomorrow for instance, she's gonna fall down the stairs.
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Sure Mexico, you may have temporarily stolen our crown as fattest country... but just wait until the Twinkies come back!
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Many video games have the warnings 'Blood'
'Crude Language' and 'Violence'... just like a girl on period.
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What do you call a multiracial gаy person?
Mixed Fruit!
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My girlfriend is leaving me because she's tired of my over-active imagination.
Joke's on her! She doesn't even exist!
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