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Why was the ghost so tired?
He worked the graveyard shift.
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How does a duck buy lipstick?
She just puts it on her bill.
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Which school subject was the witch’s favorite?
Spelling.
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Why couldn’t the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
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Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house?
The ghosts bring all the boos.
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Where do pirates get their hooks?
Second hand stores.
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What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso.
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How do you make a water bed bouncier?
Add spring water.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
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Why won't swords ever become obsolete?
They're cutting edge technology.
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Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock?
It's too time-consuming.
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What job did the frog have at the hotel?
Bellhop.
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Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
You shouldn't press your luck.
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Why wouldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?
He was on a roll.
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Американски астронавт пред комисия на НАСА по повод изпращането на китайски космонавт в космоса.
Чухте ли? NASA открива ресторант на Луната. Казват
2030 година. НАСА открива първия в историята ресторант на Луната. Един от посетителите пише в книгата за гости:
Did you hear about the psychic amnesiac? He knew in advance what he was going to forget. Did you hear about the new restaurant that just opened up on the moon? Great food
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere..
Har du hørt om restauranten på månen?– God mad
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.
Due astronauti mangiano in un ristorante sulla luna. Uno dice: “Guarda
- Har du hört att de har öppnat en restaurang på månen? - Nej
Trwa ostra imprezka na Księżycu. W pewnej chwili ktoś mówi: - Wiesz co
Rzecz dzieje się na Księżycu. Amerykanie wysiedli z lądownika i powoli rozkręcają imprezę. Rozpalili grilla
Hvilke anmeldelser får restauranten der ligger på månen altid? - 4 stjerner. Der er god mad
Έχετε ακούσει για το καινούργιο εστιατόριο στη σελήνη; Το φαγητό είναι καταπληκτικό αλλά δεν έχει καθόλου ατμόσφαιρα.
Why did the restaurant on the moon get bad reviews?
It has no atmosphere.
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What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A slipper.
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What did the termite say after walking into the bar?
"Is the bar tender here?"
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How did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut.
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