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How many liberals does it take to sсrеw in a light bulb?
All of them cause they will never see the light.
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A true meaning of the word DEMOCRATS:
Dangerous
Excessive
Member
Of
Crazy
Rats
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What do Democrats and роrn stars have in common?
They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera.
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Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a Democrat?
A: Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
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Was versteht ein Mann unter Vorspiel? Eine halbe Stunde betteln.
What is a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.
Que sont les préliminaires selon un homme ? Mendier pendant une demi-heure.
Hvad er mænds idé om forspil? Hvad er mænds ide om forspil? 10 minutters tiggen!
Co dla mężczyzny znaczy gra wstępna? - Pół godziny żebrania.
Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal?
A: Thirty minutes of begging.
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How many Democrats does it take to clean up a disastrous Bush presidency?
At least two!
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Q: What do you call a Democratic buffet?
A: A free for all.
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Q: How do you know that Democrats are a diverse people?
A: Because they keep count of how many people they know in each racial or ethnic category.
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Ein Frosch auf dem Kopf
Frosch auf dem Kopf
Ο βάτραχος και ο καλόγερος
к доктору входит мужчина
Kommt einer mit ’nem Frosch auf dem Kopf zum Doktor und versucht ständig
Kommt ein Mann mit einem Frosch auf dem Kopf zum Arzt. Sagt der Arzt: "Wie kann ich ihnen helfen?" Sagt der Frosch: "Ich glaub
Влиза при доктора един човек
Geht ein Mann mit einem Frosch auf’m Kopf zum Arzt. Fragt der Arzt: "Ja
O sujeito chega ao médico com um sapo em cima da cabeça. — Mas
Przychodzi baba do lekarza z żabą na głowie. - Co się stało? - pyta się lekarz. - Coś mi się przykleiło do dupy - odpowiada żaba.
K lékaři přijde chlapík se žábou přirostlou na hlavě. Doktor se ho ptá: „Můžete mi říct
Pie ārsta ienāk pacients ar vardi uz galvas. - Kas jums noticis? Atbild varde: - Man kaut kāds cilvēks pie kājām pielipis.
Er komt een man bij de dokter met een kikker op zijn hoofd. De dokter vraagt wat er loos is
Een Duitser met een kikker op zijn hoofd komt bij de dokter. "Dokter
A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head.
The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my аss?
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Q: What do you get when you cross a pilgrim with a democrat?
A: A god-fearing tax collector who gives thanks for what other people have.
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¿Por qué entierras a un ladrón 300 metros bajo tierra? - Porque en el fondo es bueno
¿Por qué a los abogados se les entierra seis metros bajo tierra cuando a las demás personas se le entierra a solo tres? Porque muy en el fondo son buenos.
Czemu adwokatów chowają cztery metry pod ziemią? - Bo podobno w głębi to oni są dobrzy.
Hvorfor begraver man advokater 20 meter under jorden? - Fordi de
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep when they die instead of the normal six feet? Because deep down they are really good people.
Q: Why should Democrats be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Q: What's the difference between Elvis and a smart Liberal?
A: Elvis has been sighted.
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Q: What is the difference between a dogs аss and liberals?
A: Nancy Pelosi won't kiss a dogs аss!
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Q: In what way are Democrats more generous than Republicans?
A: Unlike Republicans, Democrats are not only generous with their own money, but also with other people's money.
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Q: What is a Democratic Free Market?
A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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Q: When do Democrats like the idea of a flat tax?
A: After it reaches 95%
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An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
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A Liberal found a magic genie's lamp and rubbed it.
The genie said, "I will grant you one wish."
He said, "I wish I were smarter".
So the genie made him a Republican.
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