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Lots of people hit their heads at the geese bar.
More should duck.

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What does a male duck go through during puberty?
Voice quacks!

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Two rednecks are duck hunting
1: M R Ducks
2: A R Not
1: O S A R, C M E T B T Wangs?
2: L I B, M R Ducks!

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Did you hear the one about the injured water fowl?
It's really a lame duck joke.

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Why didn't the duck ask his date out to dinner again?
She wouldn't touch the bill on the first date.

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What did Mickey Mouse say to Trump when Goofy threw a shoe at him?
Donald duck !!!

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What did Donald Duck become after losing his tv show?
A quack dealer.

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What do you get when you drown the third wheel in a duck trio?
A sad paradox.

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