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I was on a train and this woman opposite looked at me and said "Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place..."
I asked "Are you single?"
She replied "No, I'm a dentist."

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If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.

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Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!

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"Does your аss have Allstate insurance?"
"No, why?"
"Well, do you want it to be in good hands?"

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If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.

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Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

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Some love one,
Some love two.
I love one,
That is you.

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F*uck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?

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You are so selfish!
You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.

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You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body.
Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"

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Hey, you wanna do a 68?
You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.

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Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.

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I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.

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Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

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Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking wееd."
Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."

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Boy: "Do you like parties?"
Girl: "Yes, why?"
Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"

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I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?

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Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate some electricity.

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