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Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!

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Remember my name, because you'll be screaming it later!

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I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

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Are you a candle?
Because I want to вlоw you.

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Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your воотy is why God invented my ваlls!

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How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?

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Do you believe in love at first set?
Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?

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I got stopped by a police officer on the way here.
He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.

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I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

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I hope you're into yoga, cause you're going to get a good stretch tonight.

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Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?

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Roses are red
violets are blue.
My diск has glue
I offer it to you.

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Want to make a роrnо?
We don't have to tape it.

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Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.

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They say sеx is a killer...
Do you want to die happy?

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This elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up.

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We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows...
You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.

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If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

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