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If you were a basketball, could I drive you, and lay you up?

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Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.

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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hеll alone.

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I think I've discovered my supersymmetric partner.

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I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.

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If I followed you home, would you keep me?

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My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos.

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Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say:
"Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"

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I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.

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I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.

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Its girls like u that cause global warming!

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Dont stop! I dont usually get to see beauty in motion

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I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots. And..

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Every function without you will always be void of love.

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