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Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.

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I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.

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Baby you're so cute you made my page 404.

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For my next trick I need a соndом and a volunteer...

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If I can't buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

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I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper.

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Let's convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.

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Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?

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Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!

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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

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You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.

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Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.

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Is your name Summer? ‘Coz you're HOT!

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Girl: Why are you so ugly? Boy: I'm you from the future.

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Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

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Are you Greek (If No) are you sure cause you look like a goddess to me?

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I can feel the gluons being exchanged between us.

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I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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