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I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, can I make it up by being in your future?

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Are you a computer whiz? it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

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Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

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It's hunting season and fox like you shouldnt be out in the open!

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You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.

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If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

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I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.

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You must be a magnetic monopole because all I get from you is attraction.

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Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.

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Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to.

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Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.

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Hey baby, what's your resonance frequency?

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Please, Lady, come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!

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Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.

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I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can't watch роrn...

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Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.

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If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.

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How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?

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