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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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S.I.N.G.L.E...sеxy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!

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Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.

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Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?

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Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.

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You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits.

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It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!

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A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

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My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined.

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Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:
1. Stay together forever
2. Break up
No pressure.

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If someone notices you with an open zipper, answer proudly: professional habit.

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I bet we can get into some serious Treble together.

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Wanna measure the coefficient of static friction between us?

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Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.

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We must be subatomic particles, because I feel strong force between us.

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You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.

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"Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"

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Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off.

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